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With notoriously low tolerance for silliness acquired during several years in the militarymorons, and an overarching desire a very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to buy one of "everything"''be'' a moron, Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the grumpy ghost still carries the flag for the illustrious JerkSquad.Sort of.
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpster of Fort Arcadia (FI)
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
[01:01:04] You are awesome.
Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter (Yeah that's right), Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer (Whatcha gonna do about it?), Goldmonger.
Via his personal Army of Alts: Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man. ----
''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby. 90.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; ConduitTamorlane, PadreTamorline, ChannelerTamorlost, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer (Uh huh Uh huh). More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ. ''Momarr'' - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.Tamorlast
''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.Skenderbeu, Fear
BlahMomarr, blahTemujim, blah. Still a grumpy old man.Ogedai, Chagatai, Tolui
Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever. Here's a tip: If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy Hell if you weren't the one who got itI can remember them all.
Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.--
''Famous Quotes'':
"Camp fires really ought to burn longerProbably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. They get enough of semi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life." "Every time I had get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to make 24 get the taste of them just to get this stew to hotstupid out of my mouth." (Tam's First Wurmday)  ---- 
"I shall now dedicate the rest And stop making fun of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the faceMiss Ick already. I will miss seeing my kids She is very sensitive." (JKH Raiding Opened)
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee186/Tamorlane/Wurm/mrow.jpg"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor.I is sensitive" (KChat, pick a time)
"If I was a 14 year old spaz living in my parents basement with a Fallout Boys poster on my wall and halfassed attention whore razor cuts on my legs, I would put down the video games and the stolen eyeliner and put a bullet in my mouth."
"I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''."
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