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With notoriously low tolerance for sillinessmorons, and a "Marines do it everywhere" approach very wide ranging definition of what qualifies someone to life''be'' a moron, the grumpy ghost Tamtam strives to represent all that is wondrous about the flag bearer for the illustrious JerkSquad.Sort of.
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpy Old Man of Fort Arcadia (FI)
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
BlacksmithBlah, Carpenterblah, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger, etcblah. Still a grumpy old man.
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Via his personal Army of Alts:  ''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby. 92.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; ConduitTamorlane, PadreTamorline, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, TrollslayerTamorlost, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title). More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ. ''Momarr'' - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along. ''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.Tamorlast
BlahSkenderbeu, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.Fear
Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensiveMomarr, high qlTemujim, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever. Here's a tip: If he gives you something for freeOgedai, don't complain about itChagatai, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.Tolui
Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the mapHell if I can remember them all.
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''Famous Quotes'':
"Camp fires really ought to burn longerProbably 90% of the Wurm player base wouldn't muddy their feet in the forum or in kchat if you paid them. I had to make 24 They get enough of them just to get this stew to hotsemi-literate, wiki-educated, self-absorbed attention whores with an overinflated sense of relevance in real life." (Tam's First Wurmday)
"Every time I get sucked into some uninformed juvenile debate on the forum, it takes a week to get the taste of stupid out of my mouth."
"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
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"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time)
And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.
''*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensivehttp://i233. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeahphotobucket.com/albums/ee186/Tamorlane/Wurm/mrow.'' jpg"I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''.is sensitive"
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And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee186/Tamorlane/Wurm/mrow.jpg
"I is sensitive"
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