Difference between revisions of "Player:Tamorlane"
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[01:01:04] You are awesome. | [01:01:04] You are awesome. | ||
| − | Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger. | + | |
| + | Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger, etc. | ||
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Via his personal Army of Alts: | Via his personal Army of Alts: | ||
| − | ''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby. 92.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Help | + | ''Skenderbeu'' - Enlightened baby. 92.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title). More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ. |
''Momarr'' - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along. | ''Momarr'' - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along. | ||
''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever. | ''Tamorline and Tamorlost'' - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever. | ||
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Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man. | Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man. | ||
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Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map. | Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map. | ||
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''Famous Quotes'': | ''Famous Quotes'': | ||
"Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday) | "Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday) | ||
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"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened) | "I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened) | ||
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"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time) | "If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time) | ||
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''*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.'' | ''*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.'' | ||
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"I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''." | "I don't play games to make ''money''. I make money so I can play ''games''." | ||
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And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive. | And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive. | ||
Revision as of 14:06, 12 July 2010
With notoriously low tolerance for silliness, and a "Marines do it everywhere" approach to life, the grumpy ghost is the flag bearer for the JerkSquad.
Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)
Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)
Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpy Old Man of Fort Arcadia (FI)
[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!
[00:20:26] You are dead.
[00:21:41] You are dead.
[01:01:04] You are awesome.
Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter, Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer, Goldmonger, etc.
Via his personal Army of Alts:
Skenderbeu - Enlightened baby. 92.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer, Rope for Help (Seriously that is a dumb title). More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ.
Momarr - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.
Tamorline and Tamorlost - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.
Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.
Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever. Here's a tip: If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.
Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.
Famous Quotes:
"Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)
"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)
"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time)
*Quote removed on the basis that someone might find it offensive. Not that I care personally, of course, but yeah.
"I don't play games to make money. I make money so I can play games."
And stop making fun of Miss Ick already. She is very sensitive.
"I is sensitive"
