Player:Tamorlane

With notoriously low tolerance for silliness acquired during several years in the military, and an overarching desire to buy one of "everything", the grumpy ghost still carries the flag for the JerkSquad.

Former Co-mayor of Arcadia Bay(JKH), founder of Fort Arcadia (JKH)

Founder and Mayor of OTH (JKH)

Warchief of Fomorach (FI), Commandant of Parris Island (FI), Grumpster of Fort Arcadia (FI)

[09:04:11] You have just received the title 'The Tin King'!

[00:20:26] You are dead.

[00:21:41] You are dead.

[01:01:04] You are awesome.

Blacksmith, Carpenter, Chainsmith, Mercenary, Mason, Smith, Renowned Blacksmith, Digger, Repairman, Fletcher, Renowned Chainsmith, Excavator, Dragonslayer, Renowned Carpenter, Potter (Yeah that's right), Lumberjack, Prime Minester, Soldier, Miner, Handyman, Trollslayer (Whatcha gonna do about it?), Goldmonger.

Via his personal Army of Alts:

Skenderbeu - Enlightened baby. 90.01 Faith Vynoran Priest; Conduit, Padre, Channeler, Farmer, Ropemaker, Gardener, Devout, Reverent, Crofter, Handyman, Trollslayer (Uh huh Uh huh). More epeen considering he is not a Chump. I mean Champ.

Momarr - High Tanner, Nothing else ya'll need to know about, move along.

Tamorline and Tamorlost - The Tamor Twins serve no rational purpose whatsoever.

Blah, blah, blah. Still a grumpy old man.

Tamorlane routinely and randomly gives away expensive, high ql, high enchanted items for no real reason whatsoever. Here's a tip: If he gives you something for free, don't complain about it, don't ask him to make it something else, and don't whine like a pansy if you weren't the one who got it.

Here's another tip: If he is willing to sell you something for a silly, way-below-market price, don't ask him to deliver it to you at the other end of the map.

Famous Quotes:

"Camp fires really ought to burn longer. I had to make 24 of them just to get this stew to hot." (Tam's First Wurmday)

"I shall now dedicate the rest of my retirement to the sole act of hunting down Tonygreen and stabbing him in the face. I will miss seeing my kids." (JKH Raiding Opened)

"If there was a special continent, hosting a special nation, full of special people, who's only contribution to the human race and the world at large was the proliferation of absolutely stupid and ridiculously inane conversation, you, Sir, would be the f***ing Emperor." (KChat, pick a time)

"If I was a 14 year old spaz living in my parents basement with a Fallout Boys poster on my wall and halfassed attention whore razor cuts on my legs, I would put down the video games and the stolen eyeliner and put a bullet in my mouth."

"I don't play games to make money. I make money so I can play games."