|Fernando the Gorgeous|
|Kyara (veteran that doesn't count)|
A player on Jenn-Kellon wild with many varied skills. He is always willing to help and is a very serious person, although the most subtle dirty joke brings his mind to the gutter. Joined in 2007 in a Wild server town called Fort Oak, he got premium in 2008 and joined Kyara. He would eventually leave to join his fellow Facepunchers in their 1-2 month towns then go back to Kyara. Went to Mol Rehan home when it came out and got profoundly disappointed by the community, went back to JK, tried to become HOTS emperor in 2011 but the gods once again corndogged him. He currently lives in Kyara, providing arrows and other kinds of stuff to his village mates.
He is rumored to have 99 in all skills including the ones that are yet to be implemented. He can also speak 4 different languages and completely destroy Propheteer in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Some of his friends are:
- Xallo the Mexican
- Extrusion (gives up on every deed plan)